Having read thousands of prophecies over the years, the fact that none had ever resulted in any positive outcomes, did little to tarnish their validity, or dissuade Dave from still being a fated believer!

However, things are about to happen that will test his resolve!

Uranus, the planet of change, and Pluto, the planet of revolution, are in historical alignment, signifying an imminent period of major toil and trouble.

When Pluto’s in Uranus, Capricorns are in for a bumpy ride, as Dave is about discover.

His ill fated decision-making will result in extraordinary, hilarious, and ominous consequences.

A wager will lead Dave into situations way beyond his control and comfort zone, and his path will be crossed by an intriguing hotchpotch of larger-than-life characters.

This eccentric bunch of strangers include a Benny Hill loving vicar, a transvestite, a hippy, a diamond thief, a sausage roll addicted Bank manager, an underworld female mechanic, an ’ungry man, some piranha fish, a chimpanzee and many others.

Pluto’s in Uranus! is the story of a ‘tryer’ whose lucky omens will come back to taunt him.

KUSHTI BOK!

Patrick Haylock is a globally unrecognised writer who if you discount a school sweet pea growing competition, has won no awards whatsoever! Although a ‘new voice’, in the literary world, those ‘in the know’ (and particularly his bank manager) will willingly testify that his gift for imaginative storytelling is very engaging, and amusingly unique!

“If you fancy a book with an almost Douglas Adams type narrative, laughs, madness and piranhas then Pluto’s in Uranus is for you! The author’s humour is as dry as the Sahara and as quick as lightning “

“Omg – this book is absolutely bloody hilarious, with laugh out loud moments, slap stick comedy and double entendres left right and centre this is a real mix of carry on, spike Milligan and Monty Python”

“This book cracked me up, it’s absolutely 100% hilarious!”