What do Ted Bundy, Donald Trump, and Evel Knievel all have in common? That they’re all lying, cheating, sexist pigs? Sure, but even more than that, they are all stars of the new book by T Philly Loyd: Jelly Donut Stories.
New from worst-selling author T Phelatio Loyd, a spider web of slovenly-woven tales and character assassinations starring such well-known douchebags as Roberto Dinero, Michael McDonald, David Crosby, the Imam Abdul Hussein Al-Kohmeini, and of course all the usual suspects: TJ Max, Graham Kraker, Ted Danson, Rockin’ Rodney, Attorney Wags Wagglestein, Chris “Crawdaddy” Crawford, Chemise Lacoste, and more…
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
T Squillious Loyd likes taking long drives with severed heads and making sweet necrophilia in the moonlight. He has worked for Forbes and McGraw Hill, both times running for his life as if in some horror flick. In his spare time, he likes frying ants with a magnifying glass and running over cute little critters in the road. Other than that, he spends the rest of his time manning the phones down at the local suicide prevention hotline.
PEER REVIEWS
—“T Phallacious Loyd isn’t just funny and witty, his writing is interesting and full of intricate details that show what a great researcher he is, as well.” —Nahid Rachlin, Recipient of the Doubleday-Columbia Fellowship; Author of Persian Girls (Penguin/Random House)
—“Dude can write!!!” —Lucy Logston, Editor, Reviewer, English Professor, Columbia University
—“Love reading your Flashbytes. You are a true inspiration, particularly your wit, humor, and crazy ways!” —Lekha Keister, English Professor, William Paterson University.
—“You’d have to be a bibliophobe to not fall head over heels for T Phlavius Loyd’s insanely addictive novel, YLB, featuring one of modern literature’s more remarkable protagonists, Arlen Schmeck.” —Chris Belden, Author of Shriver (Simon & Schuster)
—“T Phelatio Loyd’s YLB grabbed me from the very opening lines. With a punch worthy of Hunter S. Thompson and an intellect comparable to Chuck Palahniuk’s, Loyd weaves a hypnotic narrative that never lets the reader off the hook. YLB is an irreverent, hilarious and deeply impressive debut.” —Jeremy Massey, Author of The Last Four Days of Paddy Buckley (Penguin/Ra