Life is Short, so Lick the Bowl: and Other Stories About Surviving Womanhood in the 21st Century


These are not the tales of a society lady. These are candid confessions of one woman who finally realized that what society expects of women these days is utter rubbish. You know what we do with rubbish, right? Of course you do. But be warned—once you take it out to the curb, it will keep trying to come back. Don’t let it. Life is too short to be the perfect woman, so lick the damn bowl and enjoy life!