101 Potato Haikus. Odes to Potatoes, The World’s Most Versatile Food. And Delicious Too… Written by BJO The world is full of potatoes. The world is full of haiku’s. What happens when you bridge the two? You get the most innovative work of art imaginable since sliced bread.There is a curse word in this book, but if you buy the paperback and rip that page out (and keep it hidden for those times you need it most), you’ll find that this is the perfect book to add to your library, leave on your coffee table for guests, and if you really want to get the most out of it, put it on top of the back of your toilet. It’ll be a hoot. Sometimes, your phones dead and it can’t wait. After a night of too much Vesica (potato vodka, this is not a paid advertisement nor an endorsement consume alcoholic spirits at your own risk), you might find yourself hunched over the toilet. The phone light? IT BURNS! Grab a blanket, cuddle up next to that bowl, and whip out Potato Haikus 101. Or was it 101 Potato Haikus? Whatever. Either way, you’re in for a TREAT! Buy now!