Narcissists are in the news (and they love it!), but what does it mean to grow up with one? Drake takes us into the world of his narcissistic mother, where an escaping dog leads to a conspiracy, where one should be grateful for a folding chair at Christmas, and where one woman with the reflexes of a ninja and an unrivaled intelligence matches wits with the all-powerful and all-knowing The Man. There are also pictures of cute cats.